SMACK, SMACK Card

For the friend who loves edgy humor and viral pop culture moments, this birthday card delivers the laughs loud and clear. Featuring a playful, comic-style illustration with party confetti and speech bubbles, the front reads: “Happy Birthday! I can’t believe you’re turning…” followed by the hilarious punchline, “Keep my damn age out your f**king mouth!”

Perfect for roasting your bestie while still celebrating their special day, this card is guaranteed to be the one everyone talks about.

Perfect for:

• Best friends with a great sense of humor
• Milestone birthdays
• Pop culture lovers
• Anyone who appreciates bold, sarcastic jokes

Key Features:

• High-quality print with vibrant colors
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes envelope

A hilarious way to say “Happy Birthday” while keeping their age a total secret.